what should simmons call me

Living at Simmons over the summer when the whole student population is at home

This ones for artlesslyanonymous

Single simmons ladies:

Feeling toward my ex after the turkey dump

Date at fire and ice

So charming.

This just about sums up all my text conversations with simmons gals this summer

“the final will be cumulative”

When someone says the yankees are better than the sox

Whenever Im on the foodie floor

When someone you just met makes fun of womens colleges

When I meet another women’s college grad