what should simmons call me

when you finally get into a suite during housing selection:

when you go to Quadside and the only flavor left of Ben & Jerry’s is Pistacio:

The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show

first you and your roommates are excited to watch it like:

and then you see all of the models:

and then you’re like:

but later you’re like:

Send submissions!

What people think they teach at Women’s colleges

departfromthetext, you are HILARIOUS!

When my roommate wakes me up because I’m late for class

When i hear womens college myths

When your professor goes on a tangent that no one cares about

Another semester conquered

Taking two science classes within one semester